Two young policemen (Constables Brown and Poole) are on the ‘beat’ when they come across a domestic occurrence.
They call their Police Station on their portable radio.
"Hello. Is this the Sergeant?"
"Yes?"
"We have an incident here Sergeant. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir……the floor is still wet."
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Hahaha. Good one Alan.
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lol... Ive seen the anger in peoples eyes for that same thing..like touching wet paint.
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Chip and paint!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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