upsetting united Nations statistics

[Alan Mclennan]

Statistics just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:




{1} Australian men between 60 and 70 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week,

(and a small number a lot more)

whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.




{2} This has come as very upsetting news to most of my mates, as they had no idea they were Japanese.

[slick4x4]

From ages twenty to thirty , if a mans living right
It's once every morning , and twice every night....

From thirty to forty, if he's still living right
It's either once in the morning , OR once at night...

From forty to fifty..... It's now & then....
From fifty on up.... It's God knows when !

[slick4x4]

Hory Sheet ! .... I think I'm turning Japanese !

[LM14]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLQeb5NGt3E

[therealjoeshmoe]

i think im turning japanese i think im turning japanese i really think so!

[brute66]

50 Sucks! (insert old man smiley here). I'm already longing to be in my 40's again (that was 3 very short months ago).

[Alan Mclennan]

50 Sucks! (insert old man smiley here). I'm already longing to be in my 40's again (that was 3 very short months ago).

Don`t worry brute, the 50`s only last ten years! been there done that!

[Truckrat]

Yeah and after the 50s come the Slick 60s. TR