A large two engine train was crossing the America. After they had gone some distance one of the engine broke down.
"No problem," thought the engineer, and carried on at half power. Further down the line, the other engine broke down and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that this is a train and not a plane."
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Alan Mclennan
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Re: could be worse
I`ll try to remember that come August 2016 during our 15 1/2 hour flight to DFW Grump 
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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