Schoolwork

[grump]

Little Junior was in class one day when the teacher was trying to illustrate the difference between singular and plural. "What is it if there is one woman looking out a window?" she asked Junior.
"Singular!" answered Junior.
"Very good!"said the schoolmarm, "Now, what if there's three women looking out of a window?"
"Well I don't know," answered Junior, "but that's where dad goes Friday nights."