How to smoke in the rain

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » June 10, 2015, 6:51 pm

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it
starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » June 10, 2015, 10:48 pm

well they say 4 out of 5 guys will walk a mile for a camel.....
The other 20% prefer women....

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » June 11, 2015, 2:20 am

I`m with you brother.... :shock:

..as long as your a 20%er!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » June 11, 2015, 8:54 am

My uncle george smoked unfiltered camels until he died in his 90s...
Me ?

I prefer smoking ribs & pork butts

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