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Alan Mclennan
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Wise old Italian Grandfather

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An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,

"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver

so you will always remember me."



"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch

instead?"



"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna

have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "



"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe fina you wife inna bed

with another man.

"Whatta you gonna do then?



Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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