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Alan Mclennan
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40 year curse

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: 40 year curse

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Your wife doesn't read Slick60s joke column does she ???
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Re: 40 year curse

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slick4x4 wrote:Your wife doesn't read Slick60s joke column does she ???
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no.gif but she would get it tho ............... so go on did you at least smile ? :P
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: 40 year curse

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Oh yes.. Smiled & chuckled....
Then thought about a bit and kinda felt sad
Took that guy 40 years !
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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