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Alan Mclennan
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The Irish workers

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Two paddies were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him
and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,
then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger,

" I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work,

but I don't get it: why do you dig a hole, only to have your
partner follow behind and fill it up again? "
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, " Well, I suppose
it probably looks odd because we're normally
a three-person team.

But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick. "
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Our county employees around here are kinda like that
Except the part about being hard workers.....
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Re: The Irish workers

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I resemble that remark!

Actually, I was employed for 34 years as a road department manager. I made them work. I got a rep in the area and surrounding counties offered me jobs to come in and clean up their crews.

Yes, there are some lazy county and state employees, those need hit in the head with shovels and buried under a bridge.

One day I called 2 guys in and asked about a complaint I had received from the public. I told them I had a call from an old lady that saw them beating a turtle to death with a shovel. They confirmed that what the old lady saw was correct. I asked why they did such a thing. They explained they had to kill it, it had been chasing them all day..........
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Did you sack those 2 bunnies Steve? :twisted:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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