One day a father, on his way home from work, suddenly remembers that it's his daughters birthday.
He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the window display?"
The sales person answers, "Which one do you mean?" "We have, workout Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95."
The amazed father asked: "Why is the divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others are only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed sales girl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's house, Ken's truck, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles."
Divorced Barbie
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Hope this isn't over the line.
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lol!
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I don't know, I'll have to ask Ken !... but HAHAHA!grump wrote:Hope this isn't over the line.
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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funny in chat last night we got talking about taxes an marriage.. this joke is fitting!
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Truck has been home in CA,OR,WA,NJ,VA since it's birth in San Jose Jan63
'63 F100 Custom Cab 223inline 6, 3speed manual- mostly stock
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Too funny and true
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was the worst 10 minutes of my life
was the worst 10 minutes of my life
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hahahahaha