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Alan Mclennan
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Irish Diet

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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, ' Did you follow my instructions?

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the f**in' skippin'
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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SS warm-up, I presume?
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yeah and Grump is warming up also! :lol:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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