An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, ' Did you follow my instructions?
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the f**in' skippin'
Irish Diet
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Irish Diet
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Irish Diet
SS warm-up, I presume?
Paul
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- Alan Mclennan
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Re: Irish Diet
yeah and Grump is warming up also!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
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Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
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66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................