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whats in a name

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To the first mother, Mary, he said: You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.



He turned to the second Mum, Ann: Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.


He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat, Whisky.


He then turned to the fourth Mum June: Your obsession is with flowers.. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy. At this point,



the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered: Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Grab Fanny and Willy, we're going.
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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lol :mrgreen:
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Good one Mac. I will try and remember that one.
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When I read it.. I heard Pat doing it in cartoon voices... hahahahahaha
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When I read it.. I was thinking...

Alan.... Named after a wrench

Phillip.... Named after a screwdriver

John....... :oops:
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foodstick wrote:When I read it.. I heard Pat doing it in cartoon voices... hahahahahaha
you mostly can tell when Pat is telling a story/joke, his voice changes and he will be fighting to hold back his grin !
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