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whats in a name

Posted: September 15, 2016, 5:11 am
by Alan Mclennan
To the first mother, Mary, he said: You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.



He turned to the second Mum, Ann: Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.


He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat, Whisky.


He then turned to the fourth Mum June: Your obsession is with flowers.. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy. At this point,



the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered: Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Grab Fanny and Willy, we're going.

Re: whats in a name

Posted: September 17, 2016, 8:55 am
by shipwrecked
lol :mrgreen:

Re: whats in a name

Posted: September 17, 2016, 11:39 am
by Michelle
Good one Mac. I will try and remember that one.

Re: whats in a name

Posted: September 17, 2016, 6:58 pm
by foodstick
When I read it.. I heard Pat doing it in cartoon voices... hahahahahaha

Re: whats in a name

Posted: September 17, 2016, 7:05 pm
by slick4x4
When I read it.. I was thinking...

Alan.... Named after a wrench

Phillip.... Named after a screwdriver

John....... :oops:

Re: whats in a name

Posted: September 20, 2016, 1:51 am
by Alan Mclennan
foodstick wrote:When I read it.. I heard Pat doing it in cartoon voices... hahahahahaha
you mostly can tell when Pat is telling a story/joke, his voice changes and he will be fighting to hold back his grin !