A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman sitting next to him said, "How about that? I just ordered champagne too!"
"What a coincidence" the farmer said. "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating".
"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating", said the woman.
"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!"
"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer, and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again."
"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock", he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, "what a coincidence!"
Celebration
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Re: Celebration
Lol
The months may change, but I am always APRIL
'63 F100 Custom Cab 223inline 6, 3speed manual- mostly stock
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Truck has been home in CA,OR,WA,NJ,VA since it's birth in San Jose Jan63
'63 F100 Custom Cab 223inline 6, 3speed manual- mostly stock
https://www.youtube.com/coastiereid
Truck has been home in CA,OR,WA,NJ,VA since it's birth in San Jose Jan63
Re: Celebration
Is this a true story ?
I've never heard of a farmer drinking champagne !
I've never heard of a farmer drinking champagne !
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER