An Slickaholic dies and goes to Hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.
The Slickaholic is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"
Satan says, Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there's no telling what this Slickaholic is going to come up with next."
God is horrified. "What? You've got an Slickaholic? That's a mistake – he should never have gone down there! You know all Slickaholic's go to Heaven. Send him up here!
"Satan says, "No way. I like having an Slickaholic on the staff. I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
The Slickaholic goes too Hell
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The Slickaholic goes too Hell
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER