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 Post subject: Aging gracefully
PostPosted: March 28, 2017, 11:12 am 
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1. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
2. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
3. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
4. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet...
5. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
6. When I was a child I thought nap time was a punishment... Now as a grown up, it feels like a small vacation.
7. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs working on.
8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
9. The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes."
10. I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. I'm not sure what I'll do my second week.
11. Even duct tape can't fix stupid...but it can muffle the sound.
12. Why do I have to press one for English when they're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway.
13. Of course I talk to myself; some time I need expert advice.


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 Post subject: Re: Aging gracefully
PostPosted: March 28, 2017, 2:54 pm 
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I'll take a T-shirt with number 5 & 7, XL.

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PostPosted: March 30, 2017, 9:46 pm 
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#9 and #12 works for me

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