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PostPosted: May 17, 2017, 9:17 am 
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A wife picks up answers a phone at SLICKSTOCK
"hello darling i found a set of headers and i want them...so do you mind if i use your credit card?"
"how expensive is it?" the wife says
"just $450"
"that cheap? hell.... get 3 sets so you'll have a couple spares
"your so generous honey, oh i also want a new carb"
"how expensive?"
"just $650"
"get two, in case you get a dual manifold"
"thank you! oh i also want a new intake, for those dual carb setup ...$850"
"sure why not ? "
"i love you dear! oh i gotta go, bye"
after that the wife quizzically looks around the group of gals and loudly asks "did anyone drop a phone?"

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