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slick4x4
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P. You

Post by slick4x4 »

On the first night of their 
honeymoon,
the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, :oops:

while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, shrug.gif
which so far, she’s been able to cover up.

After some soul-searching, the 
husband gathers his nerve and says,

“I have a confession.”

She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, “Darling, so do I.”

Recoiling, he says, “Don’t tell me—you’ve eaten my socks.” :barf:
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Alan Mclennan
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Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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