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 Post subject: P. You
PostPosted: June 4, 2017, 8:30 am 
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On the first night of their 
honeymoon,
the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, :oops:

while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, shrug.gif
which so far, she’s been able to cover up.

After some soul-searching, the 
husband gathers his nerve and says,

“I have a confession.”

She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, “Darling, so do I.”

Recoiling, he says, “Don’t tell me—you’ve eaten my socks.” :barf:

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PostPosted: June 4, 2017, 8:27 pm 
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PostPosted: June 5, 2017, 2:44 am 
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