What the wife ordered
Posted: July 20, 2017, 9:52 am
A man walked into a bar and ordered several martinis. After each one, he removed the olive and put it in a jar. After two hours the bartender gave in and asked, "Why do you keep doing that?"
"Because," the man slurred, "My wife sent me out for a jar of olives."
"Because," the man slurred, "My wife sent me out for a jar of olives."