ALAN??
Posted: August 27, 2017, 7:34 pm
On her first day of rounds at an Australian hospital, a visiting American nurse meets an old man packing up. "I'm going home to die," he says.
She quickly checks his chart. "Not according to your chart."
"I'm going home to die," he insists.
"Who told you that?"
"My doctor."
"Well, it's not true. You are not going home to die!"
"Yes, I am! I was supposed to go yester-die, but instead, I'm going home to-die!"
She quickly checks his chart. "Not according to your chart."
"I'm going home to die," he insists.
"Who told you that?"
"My doctor."
"Well, it's not true. You are not going home to die!"
"Yes, I am! I was supposed to go yester-die, but instead, I'm going home to-die!"
was that in the mornin or the arvo ?