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 Post subject: Splitting headache
PostPosted: September 27, 2017, 10:53 pm 
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There was a man who had had a headache for twenty years
and was at the point where he wanted to end his own life,
but he decided to go to a specialist first.

No doctor could solve his problem, until finally one of them said
"You have a very rare problem, your testicles are pressed up against your spine
causing your headache.
The only way to remedy it is to remove your testicles."

The man hesitantly agrees and gets them removed.

On his way home he walks past a taylor shop with a sign saying "ALL SUITS HALF PRICE"
Being in need of a new suit he walks in where a man greets him and says
"Hello Sir I see you want a suit, I would say that you are a 34 sleeve and a 24 pant."
"Wow! How did you know that?" said the man.
"Why Sir I've been in this business for 40 years.
Would you like shoes to go with that?"
"Sure" says the man. "Okay I'd say that you're a size 10 wide."
"Ok, now you're freaking me out...Thats a great talent" says the man.
"Thanks" replied the shopkeeper, "Now how about some undergarments?"
"Ok see if you can guess my size", said the man.
"Easy 36" said the shopkeeper.
"Nope 34" replied the man.
To which the shopkeeper exclaimed
"Impossible a size 34 would
skwish your testicles against your spine and you'de get a headache".

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 Post subject: Re: Splitting headache
PostPosted: September 29, 2017, 2:01 am 
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