Three fellers at SlickStock

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Three fellers at SlickStock

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Three Slicksters were discussing the trials of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a Wrench in my hand in front of the toolbox and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start Rebuilding my truck ." The second feller chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself Halfway into my truck and can't remember whether I was getting into to drive, or getting out . " The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," he raps his knuckles on the table, then says, "That must be the door, I'll get it."
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I thought that was funny until I realized I already do the first two things fairly frequently. I might be doing the third but I just don't remember. LOL
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Anyone know who this Slick4x4 fella is ??
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Mr. Jones wrote:Anyone know who this Slick4x4 fella is ??
He's the one with the ELECTRIC personality. :burp:
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He disappears when the moon is full :shock:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Hi I’m Bob and I think I might have early onset.
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19Bob65 wrote:Hi I’m Bob and I think I might have early onset.
Have you tried changing the timing by turning the distributor ?
Maybe run higher octane fuel could help....

I'm no expert.... but I did stay in a hotel, with some that were, a couple of times
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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slick4x4 wrote:He disappears when the moon is full :shock:
He doesn't disappear, he is just behind the moon ! ........... so I'm told !
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Keeper of the Tower.......
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Signs of getting old: First you forget a name and then you forget a face. Pretty soon you forget to zip up but then you forget to zip down.
Ford... the other four letter "F" word

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