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PostPosted: July 19, 2009, 3:59 am 
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Oh Yeah!, I heard your mother is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease!, the doctor only gave her 13 years to live !

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well i heard your mamas so fat ....she has her own zip code :shock:

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O yeah!, I heard when your mother goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and say`s OK!

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well then ! your mamas so fat , when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

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Your Momma's so fat that when she went outside it got dark!!!


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well then your mamas so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

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yer mama is so fat she needs a permit to drive on the road.

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Your mothers so fat !, when she gets in a elevator it can only go down!

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your mamas so fat that if she lived in the usa there would be 51 states

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Your mother is so fat, that when she goes to a restaurant, she doesnt ask for the menu!, she ask`s for a quote!

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Your Mom is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up.


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your mamas so fat...the last time she went to the zoo , kids kept trying to feed her peanuts...

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I heard your mother is so fat!, that when she went to the gym, she sat on a rowing machine and it Sank!

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your mamas so fat...she got on a talking scale and it said 'one at a time please'

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Yeah!, well I heard your mum is that fat!, that she has to use a Boomerang to put her belt on!

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well... your mamas so fat , she went to the gynecologist and he found a Harley Davidson

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Thats nothing!, I heard in your mothers case, the guy on the Harley, found his own way out!

I also heard, that after Walmart saw your mother, they changed there sign from one size fits all!, to one size fits most!

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your mamas so fat...the last time she went to the beach , people kept pouring water on her
and tried to push her out to sea

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Oh Yeah!, Well I heard that when your mother went to the state fair, she went on the merry go round, and when she got off the horse she was on limped for a week!

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your mamas so fat , she wore a red T-shirt and all the kids yelled ''Hey Kool-aid ! ''

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