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 Post subject: Duck hunter
PostPosted: October 29, 2017, 11:43 pm 
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An Atlanta lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence,
an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going in to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in Georgia and,
if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Tennessee.
We settle small disagreements like this with the Tennessee Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Tennessee Three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times,
and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The big-city attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest
and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller.
His first kick to the shin had the lawyer hopping around on one foot
when suddenly the farmer planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin
and dropped him to his knees.
The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney
nearly caused him to pass out.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said,
"Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said,
"Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

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 Post subject: Re: Duck hunter
PostPosted: October 30, 2017, 10:37 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Duck hunter
PostPosted: October 30, 2017, 10:59 pm 
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It's Duck season here in some states, NSW has hunting season now, and Victoria hasn't
Anyhow this Newsouthwelshman from Toongabbie was down on the border hunting
when a flock of ducks flew over, and bamm.. he hit one and down it fell, as he walked over to pick it up
a Ranger walked up and said I hope that is a duck from NSW and not VIC, cause they aren't in season he said
The hunter said how can you tell the difference ?
and the Ranger said.. let me show you, and with that he stuck a finger up the ducks bum, pulled it out and licked he's finger and said
Right ! .. this duck is from Victoria and you need to give me your details as you are going to be fined.
the hunter said his name is Bob Smith from Toongabbie, and the Ranger said is that Toongabbie NSW or Toongabbie Victoria ?
well the hunter pulled he's pants down and said to the Ranger, your so smart... you tell me !

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 Post subject: Re: Duck hunter
PostPosted: October 31, 2017, 8:20 am 
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That story left a bad taste in my mouth :barf:

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PostPosted: November 6, 2017, 12:20 am 
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Lucky the Ranger wasn't at Salina.... if you get my drift ! :shock:

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