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cowboy

Posted: December 5, 2017, 10:40 am
by grump
An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans,spurs and chaps - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well I've spent my whole life on the ranch, breaking horses, herding cows, mending fences, so I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking of women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women."
A short while later she left, and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." he answered.

Re: cowboy

Posted: December 5, 2017, 9:56 pm
by Alan Mclennan
:lol: ... sounds a lot like one we heard on the late crew in Salina Grump :D

Re: cowboy

Posted: December 5, 2017, 10:36 pm
by grump
Darn, I thought it was a some what fresh one.

Re: cowboy

Posted: December 6, 2017, 12:26 pm
by slick4x4
An egg walked into a bar
Bartender said " you sure look fresh "
"I should" said the egg.. " I just got laid "

Re: cowboy

Posted: December 6, 2017, 5:17 pm
by Alan Mclennan
That's the same bar that the Horse walked into, and the bar tender said "why the long face ! "

Re: cowboy

Posted: December 6, 2017, 9:27 pm
by grump
And this, folks is but a small sample of what goes on during the second shift of Slick Stock. You gotta love it.

Re: cowboy

Posted: December 6, 2017, 11:56 pm
by slick4x4
Termite walks into the pub and asks ....

Is the bar........................tender here ?

Re: cowboy

Posted: December 7, 2017, 3:58 am
by Alan Mclennan
A beautiful Brunette walks into a bar and say's ....................... Ouch !

is this what you mean Grump ? :rotflmao:

Re: cowboy

Posted: December 7, 2017, 7:44 am
by grump
That and much more folks! Tune in next August for more.