Paddy & Mick

[Alan Mclennan]

Paddy comes running into the pub yelling,
"Mick, somebody's has stolen your car ! "
Mick say's, "The Bastards !, did you see who did it Paddy? "
Paddy say's no, "But I got the registration number ! "

[slick4x4]

I'm on the fence with this joke.....

What color was the car ?
If its green or blue ... it's so-so
Was it yellow ? ... it would be a hoot if the car was yellow

[Alan Mclennan]

And what is wrong with yellow ?

A little while later, another guy came running into the Pub
shouting.. who owns the Great Dane tied up out the front
I do yell's this big un kept looking guy from Kansas.. why ?
well my chihuahua has just killed it, said the other guy
the big guy laughs and says, how did your little dog kill my
big ole Great Dane..
He say's... he choked on it !

[slick4x4]

Nothing wrong with yellow
I drove a yellow car ....
A little gas-saver

My chihuahua rode with me
Until that day at the pub

[Alan Mclennan]