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 Post subject: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 10, 2018, 12:13 am 
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A couple of Canadians & Australians visit a Kansas farm
They look around and enjoy the fresh air ....
"This looks like a big farm" they say...
"How Many hands do you have ?" Asked one of the tourist
"Two" said the farmer....
"But I only have four fingers on my left one"......
One of the ladies asked
"What's that big black & white cow over there ?"
"That's a Holstein cow" said the farmer
"Well... what's that little black & white one next to it ?"
Said the other tourist lady ....
"That's a half-stein" said the farmer .....

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 10, 2018, 2:33 am 
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:shock: Dang I must of been looking the other way, I only saw the brown one!

I did see the wading pond tho... well that's what the frogs said... knee deep !

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 10, 2018, 10:04 am 
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Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad

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PostPosted: January 10, 2018, 4:21 pm 
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Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad


That sounds like it was Bull Frog ! :fart:

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 11, 2018, 1:19 am 
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Why ? .... did he have horns on him ?

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PostPosted: January 13, 2018, 4:18 am 
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No because of the Bullshite he was telling !

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 14, 2018, 11:11 am 
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That frog was probably telling the truth..
At least I hop he was...
We don't want to jump to any conclusions about his honesty
I know for a fact , that water was halfway up his legs
I measured it ...


Do you think that I amphibian to you ? :mrgreen:

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Just a tad...pole ! :lol:

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PostPosted: January 16, 2018, 12:22 am 
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Alan Mclennan wrote:
Just a tad...pole ! :lol:


That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !

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PostPosted: January 16, 2018, 9:00 pm 
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slick4x4 wrote:
Alan Mclennan wrote:
Just a tad...pole ! :lol:


That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !


Yes but it has a good tail ! :dontknow:

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PostPosted: January 17, 2018, 12:09 am 
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A tail is a good place to end ...... this nonsense :arse:

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PostPosted: January 17, 2018, 8:10 am 
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slick4x4 wrote:
A tail is a good place to end ...... this nonsense :arse:

Thank's for ending this,I nearly croaked reading it.....

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PostPosted: January 17, 2018, 10:13 am 
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Putting a story or joke on print seems easy
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat

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slick4x4 wrote:
Putting a story or joke on print seems easy
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat


Is that what you call beer these days Bluey ! :P

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PostPosted: January 19, 2018, 10:53 pm 
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I said it was EASY to get in your throat

I knew a fellow that had a heck of a time getting beer in his throat :hm:

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