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Author:  slick4x4 [ January 10, 2018, 12:13 am ]
Post subject:  Barnyard humor

A couple of Canadians & Australians visit a Kansas farm
They look around and enjoy the fresh air ....
"This looks like a big farm" they say...
"How Many hands do you have ?" Asked one of the tourist
"Two" said the farmer....
"But I only have four fingers on my left one"......
One of the ladies asked
"What's that big black & white cow over there ?"
"That's a Holstein cow" said the farmer
"Well... what's that little black & white one next to it ?"
Said the other tourist lady ....
"That's a half-stein" said the farmer .....

Author:  Alan Mclennan [ January 10, 2018, 2:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

:shock: Dang I must of been looking the other way, I only saw the brown one!

I did see the wading pond tho... well that's what the frogs said... knee deep !

Author:  slick4x4 [ January 10, 2018, 10:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad

Author:  Alan Mclennan [ January 10, 2018, 4:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

slick4x4 wrote:
Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad


That sounds like it was Bull Frog ! :fart:

Author:  slick4x4 [ January 11, 2018, 1:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

Why ? .... did he have horns on him ?

Author:  Alan Mclennan [ January 13, 2018, 4:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

No because of the Bullshite he was telling !

Author:  slick4x4 [ January 14, 2018, 11:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

That frog was probably telling the truth..
At least I hop he was...
We don't want to jump to any conclusions about his honesty
I know for a fact , that water was halfway up his legs
I measured it ...


Do you think that I amphibian to you ? :mrgreen:

Author:  Alan Mclennan [ January 15, 2018, 1:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

Just a tad...pole ! :lol:

Author:  slick4x4 [ January 16, 2018, 12:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

Alan Mclennan wrote:
Just a tad...pole ! :lol:


That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !

Author:  Alan Mclennan [ January 16, 2018, 9:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

slick4x4 wrote:
Alan Mclennan wrote:
Just a tad...pole ! :lol:


That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !


Yes but it has a good tail ! :dontknow:

Author:  slick4x4 [ January 17, 2018, 12:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

A tail is a good place to end ...... this nonsense :arse:

Author:  Mr. Jones [ January 17, 2018, 8:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

slick4x4 wrote:
A tail is a good place to end ...... this nonsense :arse:

Thank's for ending this,I nearly croaked reading it.....

Author:  slick4x4 [ January 17, 2018, 10:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

Putting a story or joke on print seems easy
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat

Author:  Alan Mclennan [ January 19, 2018, 6:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

slick4x4 wrote:
Putting a story or joke on print seems easy
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat


Is that what you call beer these days Bluey ! :P

Author:  slick4x4 [ January 19, 2018, 10:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

I said it was EASY to get in your throat

I knew a fellow that had a heck of a time getting beer in his throat :hm:

Author:  Toyz [ January 20, 2018, 5:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Barnyard humor

Subscribed! The weather sucks here, WTH!
Paul

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