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Barnyard humor

Posted: January 10, 2018, 12:13 am
by slick4x4
A couple of Canadians & Australians visit a Kansas farm
They look around and enjoy the fresh air ....
"This looks like a big farm" they say...
"How Many hands do you have ?" Asked one of the tourist
"Two" said the farmer....
"But I only have four fingers on my left one"......
One of the ladies asked
"What's that big black & white cow over there ?"
"That's a Holstein cow" said the farmer
"Well... what's that little black & white one next to it ?"
Said the other tourist lady ....
"That's a half-stein" said the farmer .....

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 10, 2018, 2:33 am
by Alan Mclennan
:shock: Dang I must of been looking the other way, I only saw the brown one!

I did see the wading pond tho... well that's what the frogs said... knee deep !

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 10, 2018, 10:04 am
by slick4x4
Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 10, 2018, 4:21 pm
by Alan Mclennan
slick4x4 wrote:Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad
That sounds like it was Bull Frog ! :fart:

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 11, 2018, 1:19 am
by slick4x4
Why ? .... did he have horns on him ?

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 13, 2018, 4:18 am
by Alan Mclennan
No because of the Bullshite he was telling !

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 14, 2018, 11:11 am
by slick4x4
That frog was probably telling the truth..
At least I hop he was...
We don't want to jump to any conclusions about his honesty
I know for a fact , that water was halfway up his legs
I measured it ...


Do you think that I amphibian to you ? :mrgreen:

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 15, 2018, 1:25 am
by Alan Mclennan
Just a tad...pole ! :lol:

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 16, 2018, 12:22 am
by slick4x4
Alan Mclennan wrote:Just a tad...pole ! :lol:
That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 16, 2018, 9:00 pm
by Alan Mclennan
slick4x4 wrote:
Alan Mclennan wrote:Just a tad...pole ! :lol:
That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !
Yes but it has a good tail ! :dontknow:

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 17, 2018, 12:09 am
by slick4x4
A tail is a good place to end ...... this nonsense :arse:

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 17, 2018, 8:10 am
by Mr. Jones
slick4x4 wrote:A tail is a good place to end ...... this nonsense :arse:
Thank's for ending this,I nearly croaked reading it.....

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 17, 2018, 10:13 am
by slick4x4
Putting a story or joke on print seems easy
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 19, 2018, 6:28 pm
by Alan Mclennan
slick4x4 wrote:Putting a story or joke on print seems easy
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat
Is that what you call beer these days Bluey ! :P

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 19, 2018, 10:53 pm
by slick4x4
I said it was EASY to get in your throat

I knew a fellow that had a heck of a time getting beer in his throat :hm:

Re: Barnyard humor

Posted: January 20, 2018, 5:17 pm
by Toyz
Subscribed! The weather sucks here, WTH!
Paul