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 Post subject: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 10, 2018, 12:13 am 
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A couple of Canadians & Australians visit a Kansas farm
They look around and enjoy the fresh air ....
"This looks like a big farm" they say...
"How Many hands do you have ?" Asked one of the tourist
"Two" said the farmer....
"But I only have four fingers on my left one"......
One of the ladies asked
"What's that big black & white cow over there ?"
"That's a Holstein cow" said the farmer
"Well... what's that little black & white one next to it ?"
Said the other tourist lady ....
"That's a half-stein" said the farmer .....

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 10, 2018, 2:33 am 
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:shock: Dang I must of been looking the other way, I only saw the brown one!

I did see the wading pond tho... well that's what the frogs said... knee deep !

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 10, 2018, 10:04 am 
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Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 10, 2018, 4:21 pm 
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slick4x4 wrote:
Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad


That sounds like it was Bull Frog ! :fart:

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 11, 2018, 1:19 am 
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Why ? .... did he have horns on him ?

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 13, 2018, 4:18 am 
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No because of the Bullshite he was telling !

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 14, 2018, 11:11 am 
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That frog was probably telling the truth..
At least I hop he was...
We don't want to jump to any conclusions about his honesty
I know for a fact , that water was halfway up his legs
I measured it ...


Do you think that I amphibian to you ? :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: January 15, 2018, 1:25 am 
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Just a tad...pole ! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Barnyard humor
PostPosted: January 16, 2018, 12:22 am 
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Alan Mclennan wrote:
Just a tad...pole ! :lol:


That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !

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