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Barnyard humor

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A couple of Canadians & Australians visit a Kansas farm
They look around and enjoy the fresh air ....
"This looks like a big farm" they say...
"How Many hands do you have ?" Asked one of the tourist
"Two" said the farmer....
"But I only have four fingers on my left one"......
One of the ladies asked
"What's that big black & white cow over there ?"
"That's a Holstein cow" said the farmer
"Well... what's that little black & white one next to it ?"
Said the other tourist lady ....
"That's a half-stein" said the farmer .....
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:shock: Dang I must of been looking the other way, I only saw the brown one!

I did see the wading pond tho... well that's what the frogs said... knee deep !
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Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad
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slick4x4 wrote:Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad
That sounds like it was Bull Frog ! :fart:
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Why ? .... did he have horns on him ?
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No because of the Bullshite he was telling !
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That frog was probably telling the truth..
At least I hop he was...
We don't want to jump to any conclusions about his honesty
I know for a fact , that water was halfway up his legs
I measured it ...


Do you think that I amphibian to you ? :mrgreen:
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Just a tad...pole ! :lol:
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Alan Mclennan wrote:Just a tad...pole ! :lol:
That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !
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slick4x4 wrote:
Alan Mclennan wrote:Just a tad...pole ! :lol:
That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !
Yes but it has a good tail ! :dontknow:
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A tail is a good place to end ...... this nonsense :arse:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
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slick4x4 wrote:A tail is a good place to end ...... this nonsense :arse:
Thank's for ending this,I nearly croaked reading it.....
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Putting a story or joke on print seems easy
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat
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'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
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slick4x4 wrote:Putting a story or joke on print seems easy
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat
Is that what you call beer these days Bluey ! :P
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I said it was EASY to get in your throat

I knew a fellow that had a heck of a time getting beer in his throat :hm:
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