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Alan Mclennan
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Short love story

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found them selves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a cross country train. though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were very tired and both fell to sleep quickly,.......He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:30am the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, Ma`am, I`m sorry to bother you, but would you reach into the closet and get me a second blanket?, I'm very cold!. I have a better idea, she replied, just for tonight!, lets pretend that we`re married!, WOW that`s a great idea!, he exclaimed. GOOD! she said, Get your own %@#$en Blanket!,.....After a moments of silence, he farted! THE END! :?
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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:laughing:
i can tell that was written by a man who has been married for a while.
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Sprayed a mouthful of coffee on my keyboard on that one.

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:lol: :lol:

What no sign on the door???

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