dating take 2

[Johnny Canuck]

When Pat was young man, he was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents
of Colleen, the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous
about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the
doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.

The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through
the salad Pat realized he couldn't hold it in one second
longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.

"SPOT!" called out Colleen's mother to the family dog, lying at
the young man's feet.

Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the Pat let another,
slightly larger one go.
"Spot!" she called out sharply.

"I've got it made," thought Pat to himself. One more and I'll
feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.

"Spot!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he craps on you!"

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