The Blonde in Alabama

[Greg D]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Alabama. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes
you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a
person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys
like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. You and
your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on
your knee.."