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PostPosted: December 25, 2015, 12:49 pm 
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'Twas the day after Christmas Eve
And Santa was all done
He decided he'd worked all summer
Now it was time to have fun

He went out to the garage
And opened the door
And something quite shiny
Sat on the clean floor

It had a sweet engine in it
A cammer , I'm told
With bucket seats in the cab
That were over fifty years old

It sat low in the back
And tall in the front
That's the gasser look
And it was ready for a hunt

Old Santa fired it up
And dam ! It sounded good !
He said " it's time to find a chebby"
"And see what's under their hood"

And since its magic with Santa
He can go , anywhere ,you see
So he went to all places
Okla-homa ...not sure of the city

He spied a farm truck
It was orange and white
With a camper on back
... It was a time for a fight

They pulled up to the light
And Gave each other the look
Those V-8s both rumbled
Those trucks both shook

It was a good day for farm truck
But better for St Nick
He got him by 3 car lengths
That old 63 was quite quick !

They say there's only one xl
But they actually built two
one went to a farmer
The other ? Old Santa ! That's who !

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PostPosted: December 25, 2015, 4:07 pm 
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I like that

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PostPosted: December 25, 2015, 8:32 pm 
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Pat those old poets we had to study back in school had nothing on you. Great!


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Ahhh Good One Pat! Now which garage is that other XL hiding in.
This ol Santa wants to go for a ride too! TR


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PostPosted: December 26, 2016, 8:49 am 
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Merry Christmas !

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'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
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That was pretty good Pat. Your a poet and don't know it, but your feet show it, there long fellows.

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That's great Pat!

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PostPosted: December 26, 2016, 8:59 pm 
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Every time Pat posts one of these, I think HMMMMMM how can I top this? hahahahah


And..... I always picture him on an old narrow no cab tractor bumping down a wide windswept field.. trying to take notes as he writes it on the hood of the tractor...reaching around the steering wheel...


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PostPosted: December 26, 2016, 11:24 pm 
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I wish I would have kept notes.....
Seems like my imagination is in overdrive a lot of the time
I can ride a tractor for 12 hours with no radio or phone
Day after day

I feel sorry for today's kids that can't be without a phone for a few minutes

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Should old Slick pickups be forgot..
and driven out of mind...
Should old Slick pickups be forgot..
Like my, dear old Stepside..

Like my, dear old Stepside, my friends
Like my, dear old Stepside.
She'll take a heavy loadin yet
My dear old stepside...

You can build them so they drag real low...
Or sit up very high !
They don't rust out like chevies do
And only Ford knows why !

My, dear old Stepside, my friends
My, dear old Stepside
She'll take a heavy loadin yet
My dear old stepside...


And don't be bringing up the fact that STEPSIDE is a cheby term not Fords !!!! hahahahah


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Well that takes the wind right out of my FLARES then :mrgreen:
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