After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores,
he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he
remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that?! Here's a
picture of my daddy."
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way
home, he remembered his wife didn't like his father. So, he hung it in the
barn and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and
look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day
after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she
looked into the glass, she fumed, "So, that's the ugly woman he's runnin'
around with."
Hillbilly Photo
Hillbilly Photo
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.