Medical humor
Medical humor
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . . I'm sorry. Was I tickling you? 'She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard.... 'No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener.'
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.