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When Alexander Bell invented the phone
He had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Wow ! that is remarkable ! :mrgreen:
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this could go on forever, I love the Chuck Norris bits.
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One time on RCUniverse a guy started one of MANY Chuck Norris threads, well I decided instead of adding to his story lore, I would show him in action at the field...


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The guy had brilliant timing and tough feet !
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Ill have to tell my grandson that joke,he is ate up with Chuck Norris jokes.
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I used to run downhole operations in gas wells. We came up with this one.


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Death once had a Chuck Norris experience!

The Boogey man checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Some people wear superman pajamas superman wears chuck norris pajamas

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria`s secret!!!!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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The most interesting man in the world finds Chuck Norris interesting!
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinty twice!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Chuck Norris is so tough he once disassembled the front clip of a Slick without using tools, or drinking..
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The only reason you own a slick is that Chuck Norris lets you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't aim his gun his bullets know better than miss
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:laughing: good one Mike!
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When Chuck Norris got bit by a zombie, he didn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turned into a Chuck Norris :shock:
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Chuck Norris has a BB chevy in his slick.. JC installed it for him.. And a hood scoop.. And flames.. And a wood floor in the bed..
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Chuck Norris kicked someone... All of our grandchildren felt it..
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