A Kiwi and an Australian go to a pastry shop.
The Kiwi whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice.
The Kiwi says to the Australian: You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!
The Australian says to the Kiwi: Watch this, an Australian is always cleverer than a Kiwi.
He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!
The baker gives him the cookie which the Australian promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:
Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Australian eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick?
The Australian says: Look in the Kiwi’s pocket!
Cookie trick
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Cookie trick
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Re: Cookie trick
Good trick!
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Re: Cookie trick
Somone told a similar story about our Parish Sheriff Friday night at a charity roast of the sheriff, only with candy bars.
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Re: Cookie trick
Grits, I wasn`t there!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Cookie trick
I figured they got it from you.Alan Mclennan wrote:Grits, I wasn`t there!
If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything.
LITTLE RED: 64 F100 Short Style
BIG RED: 62 F100 Long Uni
BIG “UN": 63 F250 Long Flare
BBW RED: 61 F100 CC BBW Long Uni
CRIMSON CREW: 63 F100 "Stageway" Long Flare Crew Cab
"RANGER": 66 F100 CC Long Flatbed
"AVA" 1963 Avion T-20 Travel Trailer
“Lucille” 1955 New Moon 44’ Travel Trailer
LITTLE RED: 64 F100 Short Style
BIG RED: 62 F100 Long Uni
BIG “UN": 63 F250 Long Flare
BBW RED: 61 F100 CC BBW Long Uni
CRIMSON CREW: 63 F100 "Stageway" Long Flare Crew Cab
"RANGER": 66 F100 CC Long Flatbed
"AVA" 1963 Avion T-20 Travel Trailer
“Lucille” 1955 New Moon 44’ Travel Trailer
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Re: Cookie trick
Gerald, this would be a good one to pull in a bottle shop, just need some reworking!
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