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Alan Mclennan
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sounds like Paul Fenn

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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt
was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.


Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.



Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan by the name of Paul ( Chook ) Fenn , who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched,

"How dare you touch my body!


I don't even know who you are!'



Paul smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped
my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: sounds like Paul Fenn

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Timely!
Sitting here listening to a parody of a Tom Petty song: "Caught in my fly".
Good one, Macca!
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