three guys at a bar
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So these Three same guys are fishing together one spring morning, when the Canadian gets up to get a beer, loses his balance, and falls out of the boat.
The Australian says, "What should we do mate ?"
The American says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while and he might need some help."
So The Ozzy jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says, "Help me get Him back in the boat."
They wrestle The Canuck back into the boat.
The American says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing."
The Australian says"I'll give him mouth to mouth."
He starts to blow air into The Canucks mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't remember Him having such bad breath."
The American says, "Come to think of it, I don't think He was wearing a snowmobile suit, either."
The Australian says, "What should we do mate ?"
The American says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while and he might need some help."
So The Ozzy jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says, "Help me get Him back in the boat."
They wrestle The Canuck back into the boat.
The American says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing."
The Australian says"I'll give him mouth to mouth."
He starts to blow air into The Canucks mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't remember Him having such bad breath."
The American says, "Come to think of it, I don't think He was wearing a snowmobile suit, either."
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Re: three guys at a bar
A Canadian , an Australian , and an American walk into a bar....
Which is kinda weird ....
You would think the 2 other guys would have walked around it...
Which is kinda weird ....
You would think the 2 other guys would have walked around it...
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: three guys at a bar
Two Muslims have crashed a speed boat into the Hoover Dam,......... Arizona Sheriffs office spokesman said, we thinks it maybe the start of Ram a dam !
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Re: three guys at a bar
Folks.....
If you think these jokes are bad....
Come to SlickStock & listen to em at 1am.......
If you think these jokes are bad....
Come to SlickStock & listen to em at 1am.......
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Don't forget Pat, they might be bad but it's made up for in quantity. The more adult beverages consumed equals more great jokes and stories.
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It's true... I often repeat a story or two.....
But just like a magic trick.... It's just as good the second time around
Now.......
If we can just get that guy to do the foaming nose routine again...
But just like a magic trick.... It's just as good the second time around
Now.......
If we can just get that guy to do the foaming nose routine again...
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: three guys at a bar
This is kind of related to the subject... Last night, I was standing outside my local Pub waiting for Lyn to pick me up and
I was talking to the Hotel owner at the main door, where security were checking ID's and what not, when 2 young guys
walked up and the bouncer ran the scanner over them... one by one, hands up over heads and all, they were given the nod
that they could go in, When the owner started laughing, I asked what he was laughing about, He said we don't have scanners,
that was a bottle of water he used !. they must of already been drinking not to notice, I know I had and I didn't pick up on it!
I was talking to the Hotel owner at the main door, where security were checking ID's and what not, when 2 young guys
walked up and the bouncer ran the scanner over them... one by one, hands up over heads and all, they were given the nod
that they could go in, When the owner started laughing, I asked what he was laughing about, He said we don't have scanners,
that was a bottle of water he used !. they must of already been drinking not to notice, I know I had and I didn't pick up on it!
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Re: three guys at a bar
Hey True story !, except there were 2 Americans, a Canadian and an Australian, and they walked into a Hootersslick4x4 wrote:A Canadian , an Australian , and an American walk into a bar....
Which is kinda weird ....
You would think the 2 other guys would have walked around it...
I think it was Mark that ended up with beer all over him that time !..........
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Re: three guys at a bar
A Canadian, an Australian and a Kansan were riding along in a truck driven by an Iowan......wait, that actually happened last slick stock!
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Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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