To the first mother, Mary, he said: You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.
He turned to the second Mum, Ann: Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.
He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat, Whisky.
He then turned to the fourth Mum June: Your obsession is with flowers.. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy. At this point,
the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered: Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Grab Fanny and Willy, we're going.
whats in a name
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whats in a name
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: whats in a name
lol
The months may change, but I am always APRIL
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Re: whats in a name
Good one Mac. I will try and remember that one.
Michelle
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. A Republic is a well-armed sheep.
I hope I always stay crazy, because I know if I ever become sane, it will drive me crazy.
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. A Republic is a well-armed sheep.
I hope I always stay crazy, because I know if I ever become sane, it will drive me crazy.
Re: whats in a name
When I read it.. I heard Pat doing it in cartoon voices... hahahahahaha
Re: whats in a name
When I read it.. I was thinking...
Alan.... Named after a wrench
Phillip.... Named after a screwdriver
John.......
Alan.... Named after a wrench
Phillip.... Named after a screwdriver
John.......
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: whats in a name
you mostly can tell when Pat is telling a story/joke, his voice changes and he will be fighting to hold back his grin !foodstick wrote:When I read it.. I heard Pat doing it in cartoon voices... hahahahahaha
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
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Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................