Ain't grandkids cute ?

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Ain't grandkids cute ?

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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.

He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't.
It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray.
He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board.

Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, And takes the hairspray back into the house.
20 minutes later the grandfather comes back out ,and hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. ........ That's from your grandma."
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and I am out of here !!!!! :shock:
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Any certain brand Pat ? :P
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This would be for you Alan ...

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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Yeah Pat we saw those products in Wally world, we just laughed and laughed and laughed..

hey by the way, I pocket called your mobile the other day and you didn't answer, thank heavens that would be a costly call ! :roll:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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butbut.gif ... I'm worth it !

LOL! .. I was probably in the tractor & didn't hear it
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Nah alls good, I have taken the US sim card out of my phone, but all the numbers I called stayed. so you number didn't have int dialing numbers so couldn't connect
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
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So you butt dialed Pat eh! Every time I try to call him he
can't hear it either! Ha! TR
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Truckrat wrote:So you butt dialed Pat eh! Every time I try to call him he
can't hear it either! Ha! TR
:shock: NO Gazza... I pocket called him not Butt called him... shheeeesh
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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