Barnyard humor
Barnyard humor
A couple of Canadians & Australians visit a Kansas farm
They look around and enjoy the fresh air ....
"This looks like a big farm" they say...
"How Many hands do you have ?" Asked one of the tourist
"Two" said the farmer....
"But I only have four fingers on my left one"......
One of the ladies asked
"What's that big black & white cow over there ?"
"That's a Holstein cow" said the farmer
"Well... what's that little black & white one next to it ?"
Said the other tourist lady ....
"That's a half-stein" said the farmer .....
They look around and enjoy the fresh air ....
"This looks like a big farm" they say...
"How Many hands do you have ?" Asked one of the tourist
"Two" said the farmer....
"But I only have four fingers on my left one"......
One of the ladies asked
"What's that big black & white cow over there ?"
"That's a Holstein cow" said the farmer
"Well... what's that little black & white one next to it ?"
Said the other tourist lady ....
"That's a half-stein" said the farmer .....
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
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'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
- Alan Mclennan
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Re: Barnyard humor
Dang I must of been looking the other way, I only saw the brown one!
I did see the wading pond tho... well that's what the frogs said... knee deep !
I did see the wading pond tho... well that's what the frogs said... knee deep !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Barnyard humor
Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad
At least that's what I've been toad
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Barnyard humor
That sounds like it was Bull Frog !slick4x4 wrote:Well... you can always believe a frog
At least that's what I've been toad
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Barnyard humor
Why ? .... did he have horns on him ?
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Barnyard humor
No because of the Bullshite he was telling !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Barnyard humor
That frog was probably telling the truth..
At least I hop he was...
We don't want to jump to any conclusions about his honesty
I know for a fact , that water was halfway up his legs
I measured it ...
Do you think that I amphibian to you ?
At least I hop he was...
We don't want to jump to any conclusions about his honesty
I know for a fact , that water was halfway up his legs
I measured it ...
Do you think that I amphibian to you ?
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
- Alan Mclennan
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Re: Barnyard humor
Just a tad...pole !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Barnyard humor
That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !Alan Mclennan wrote:Just a tad...pole !
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
- Alan Mclennan
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Re: Barnyard humor
Yes but it has a good tail !slick4x4 wrote:That statement doesn't have a leg to stand on !Alan Mclennan wrote:Just a tad...pole !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Barnyard humor
A tail is a good place to end ...... this nonsense
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Re: Barnyard humor
Thank's for ending this,I nearly croaked reading it.....slick4x4 wrote:A tail is a good place to end ...... this nonsense
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Re: Barnyard humor
Putting a story or joke on print seems easy
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
- Alan Mclennan
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Re: Barnyard humor
Is that what you call beer these days Bluey !slick4x4 wrote:Putting a story or joke on print seems easy
But...You can't emphasize the speech very well
... Let's you correct any mistakes easily though
When you verbally tell one like this ....
Easy to get a frog in your throat
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Barnyard humor
I said it was EASY to get in your throat
I knew a fellow that had a heck of a time getting beer in his throat
I knew a fellow that had a heck of a time getting beer in his throat
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Re: Barnyard humor
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