Game of catch

[Alan Mclennan]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now."

And NO this was never told at Slick Stock Second shift poets society !

[slick4x4]

And NO this was never told at Slick Stock Second shift poets society !

But it could be .....
Maybe tell it with a lisp....
In an Australian accent ......

After some gatoraid
I think the poets would appreciate it

[Alan Mclennan]

And NO this was never told at Slick Stock Second shift poets society !

But it could be .....
Maybe tell it with a lisp....
In an Australian accent ......

After some gatoraid
I think the poets would appreciate it

I'll have to practice my Lisp then Bluey !

[grump]

I'll be looking forward to it

[Alan Mclennan]

I'll be looking forward to it

Now grump, you know I can be quite nasally after a long flight.. you having been there and seen that !

[Alan Mclennan]

Hell or high water... we'll be there next year !

[grump]

I'll be looking forward to it

Now grump, you know I can be quite nasally after a long flight.. you having been there and seen that !

And it wasn't a pretty site, but interesting.

[slick4x4]

I'll be looking forward to it

Now grump, you know I can be quite nasally after a long flight.. you having been there and seen that !

Maybe Ezer can bring some of that nasal cleaner beer again

[grump]

I heard it was so successful that some doctors are prescribing the precedure as a nasal cleaner. You're a ground breaker, Alan.

[Alan Mclennan]

ah... you guy's !

[6166 Junkyard Dog]

Now Alan that's a hoot..

on another subject I thought of you,, I opened the glove of my Mercury and there it was A Flag from you we got at slick stock in Altoona totally forgot about it motel still there too bad built another one and still standing in our parking lot

[Alan Mclennan]

A good memory in waiting Tom, it's great how some of this stuff can bring back good times with great Friends !

[6166 Junkyard Dog]

and Alan that's why I like this site since nobody has ego problems and everybody gets a chance and loves the slicks, we have always said we have parts But I just as soon see a member sell a part to help his project , unlike one site < bumps >I have seen is that somebody sells parts is so quick, does not give any member a chance to respond..