secret of long life
secret of long life
A tough old rancher told his grandson that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The graandson did this religiously, and he lived to be 97 years old. When he died, he left behind 14 children, 27 grandchildren, 34 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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.................and his wife claims he was DYNAMITE in bed:):)
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We could really make it blow up !
We could really make it blow up !
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER