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Your mamas so fat ....
When she goes for a drive
She has to get a vehicle in front & behind her
With flags & W I D E - L O A D placards
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
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Your Mamas so fat that when she ordered her Slick..
The order read... 1 x Ford Fteenthousand short WIDE wide with multi spring helpers, and solid tyres ..
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Your Mamas so fat ....
When she goes camping in the forest...
The bears hide THEIR food !
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Your mamas so fat ....
When she goes for a drive
She has to get a vehicle in front & behind her
With flags & W I D E - L O A D placards

Pat need to add can only drive daytime and NOT on Sundays







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Yer mamas so fat....
She had liposuction
And they used a vac-truck
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Yer mamas so fat .....
Don't let her ride in yer chebby
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Yeah well your mumas so fat, that they had to give her, her Covid-19 shot with a grease gun!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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Yer mamas so fat
They asked her to wear a white dress
So she could be the screen at the drive in theater
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Your momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side
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Yo mama's so fat,
when she fell I didn't laugh,
but the sidewalk cracked up.
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Yo mamas so fat . . .
She went to the gym and got so sweaty
3 people drowned
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
slick4x4
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Yer mamas so fat
Her dress maker uses a 12’ tape
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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