Why
does someone believe
you when you say there are four billion stars;
but have to check when you say the paint is
still wet?
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Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why
do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose
idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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If
people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Why
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?
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Is
there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale?
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Why
do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have
materialized?
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Why
do people keep running over a string a dozen
times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach
down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down
to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why
is it that no plastic bag will open from the end
on your first try?
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How
do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
fixtures?
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When
we are in the supermarket and someone rams our
ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for
doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well,
it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That
really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
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Why
is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table you
always manage to knock something else over?
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In
winter why do we try to keep the house as warm
as it was in summer when we complained about the
heat?
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How
come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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And
my FAVORITE.... ..
The statistics on sanity is
that one out of every four persons is suffering
from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.? !
Why?
Why?
INEPTOCRACY: (in-ep'-toc-ra-cy) : a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
I always like these, lol.
1964 F 100 - I am going to do "something" with it.......
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1987 Mustang LX Convertible, 2.3 Auto - cruiser.
1994 F 150 XLT 2WD
~ Yes - I adopted another cat..............
Cam L Milan,
You'll be missed my friend.
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1987 Mustang LX Convertible, 2.3 Auto - cruiser.
1994 F 150 XLT 2WD
~ Yes - I adopted another cat..............
Cam L Milan,
You'll be missed my friend.