Donkey Face

[Lowell]

A couple had just moved in to a retirement village and were being welcomed with a dinner. One man at the table next to them turned to his wife and and said Donkeyface,pass the salt. A little later he said Donkey face,pass the pepper. So the woman finally says to her, Why does he call you that name? And the lady says Oh Heeeeaaaalways calls me that!